Creating a game so addicting it will require a prescription to play.
Either that or something boring and broken.
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The Progress is a non-interactive RPG meant for Facebook. Influenced heavily by ProgressQuest and IdleRPG, it is played by simply leaving the browser window open. Your character gains levels, loot, and wanders the lands while you watch...or even if you just ignore it. It doesn't take itself seriously, and the players aren't supposed to either. However it gets pretty addicting quickly and it can be fun to see what happens next.
Log in with your Facebook account (it will eventually live in Facebook), name your character, and then watch it roam the land performing heroic deeds. Leave the window open while judging other stuff, and come back to see your loot, experience gains, and position on the leaderboard.
NOTE: Progress bars are not working reliably in Firefox. While your game will still run fine, please use Safari or Chrome for the best presentation. If the map you're on is a broken image, don't worry...you're in the Volcano, and you'll eventually wander somewhere else.